First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl you’re impressed by an investor. “Oh, Debbie @fredwilson. Hi.”

Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss Invest in me. You won’t regret it.”

Now three, act like wherever you are whatever space you’re in, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?”

Four, when ordering food pitching, you find out what she your investor wants, then order for the both of you pitch accordingly. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady my users will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” [Note: this was a tough one to co-opt!]

And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out getting a term sheet, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.